Need help guys! All you poster who art for real!

[donkeybucks]

Need an idea for my wife for Christmas and I need a good one. She's been too good for me and I need to show some appreciation (if you know what i mean). I love her and I love her very much. Been together since 1991. Neeeed an outstanding gift idea to blitz her louts out.

Any idea would help. pleeeaze, keep jokes aside on this thread, much appreciated.

 

[goodcall]

edit: sorry, missed the part about no jokes

 

[Boxslayer]

budget?

 

[The_Man]

How about a trip to the surgeons office to have her breasts upgraded.

:massage:

 

[Boxslayer]

Yeah, thats the gift that keeps on giving the whole year through.

Seriously, women like nothing more than to feel like a million bucks. They lead different lifestyles then men.

You can get a guy season tickets for football or a ton of beer or gadgets and HDTVs and such, but a women doesnt care about that shit. She just wants to look like a super model or magazine cover girl and all of the shit they look at.

So the best gift by far for any women is always jewelry, etc because they feel pretty wearing it.

So.....all of the below will make her feel like a million bucks and get you some newfound sexual relations

-Boob job
-Day spa kind of deal, manicure, peticure, hair appointment, massage
-Shopping spree

all sorts of shit like that

then.....you are the guy in the purple....

:spanker:

 

[donkeybucks]

budget?

$500 - $1500



any thoughts?

boxslayer, you've come across as being sometimes shrewed on here, but at times you make a hell alot of sense on betting football, especially college, and I respect that.

Yeah, we can bullshit during the week, but when it comes down to brass tax on gameday, boxslayer is a post I take into consideration in my decision making.

so yeah man, any suggestions on a gift. please help.

Oh, and by the way, money seems to be wearing thin on her. I've won alot of money betting football these past few weeks and just giving her winning tickets for her to cash in and go shopping, well, it just seems to be not the thing with her anymore.

I think she wants an orginal idea from me. To keep myself orginal, I thought I'd refer to the Rx for suggestions.

 

[gynecologist]

How about a vacation somewhere nice?

 

[fucnluc]

Vacation..Boobjob..etc etc... Are all monetary items that are nice but you want something to show your appreciation..

So I suggest something romantic like renewing your wedding vows or taking her out to a place you had your first date or asked her to marry you etc etc...

If you're not into mushy shit then just suck her cooch for a weekend without getting anything in return...:godown:

 

[forest29]

Diamonds are a girl's best friend bro.

 

[kid44]

Diamonds are it...................hands down.

It is something she will have forever and also make her feel special.

Kid44

 

[passingthewind]

Donkey what she needs is a big smelly rubber dildo.......Not many women will deny the use of one, I mean come on, you all know the lady gets lonely while all us degenrates are stuck on the computer screen looking at scores.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Get her a puppy.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

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[fivedoorsdown]

get her a new lexus

 

[freehold7]

You really wanna make her happy ? How about quitting gambling!!! I really mean that!
Show her how mush you really love her!